it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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