I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
this is an emotional support booty call
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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