Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.