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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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