u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She's JV to your varsity
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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