There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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