I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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