I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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