Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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