People with herpes should wear stickers.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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