Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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