You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
