What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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