I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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