I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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