Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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