i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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