Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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