I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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