there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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