I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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