Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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