question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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