He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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