think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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