Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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