i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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