So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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