Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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