is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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