The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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