Who did Billy Mays play for?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Boobs are out for the taking
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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