Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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