Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
