I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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