i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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