community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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