If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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