do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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