Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?