I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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