week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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