I hate your face
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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