Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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