I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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