I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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