i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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