why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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