She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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