i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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