We won't sleep together?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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