Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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