Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
and she was petting her beer can
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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