She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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