So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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